A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner

Victoria or Tonks. NH, USA. Married to Tony Stark. ((I am actively looking for a roleplay partner to love me, whoops I'm desperate.)) There's a lot of stuff going on here, idk what to tell you. I'm just an emotionally unstable six year old trapped in a nineteen year olds body. You'll probably find mostly Marvel and Disney, with some Superwholock. I really love hockey, lots of hockey. I have no friends so I waste my time here. Talk to me if you want. That'd be awesome. Darcy Lewis is my spirit animal. PS this blog is not spoiler free, and is rarely tagged, including instances of posts nsfw or triggering. If you don't like it, close this tab.
28 minutes ago on August 29th | J | 77,696 notes
1 hour ago on August 29th | J | 3,763 notes

knightscrest:

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

2 hours ago on August 29th | J | 142,016 notes
Tagged as: #fleur look 
3 hours ago on August 29th | J | 40,728 notes
deanplease:

lipglosskaz:

x

That right there? That’s a dashboard emergency brake. Brings scrolling through the dash to a screaming halt.
Dead stop.
Staring.
And staring
Not just at the ab muscles, but at the fucking SCALE of him. Look at how many inches of lower abdomen exists between his belly button and the line of his (gulp) underwear band. The sheer amount of real estate. Because Jared Padalecki is a big boy in all ways.

deanplease:

lipglosskaz:

x

That right there? That’s a dashboard emergency brake. Brings scrolling through the dash to a screaming halt.

Dead stop.

Staring.

And staring

Not just at the ab muscles, but at the fucking SCALE of him. Look at how many inches of lower abdomen exists between his belly button and the line of his (gulp) underwear band. The sheer amount of real estate. Because Jared Padalecki is a big boy in all ways.

4 hours ago on August 29th | J | 11,021 notes
Tagged as: #whoa 
5 hours ago on August 29th | J | 58,813 notes
6 hours ago on August 29th | J | 137 notes
7 hours ago on August 29th | J | 1,165 notes

iiawah:

Parks and Recreation + Text Posts

8 hours ago on August 29th | J | 4,502 notes
Tagged as: #jerry tho oh no 

troyesivan:

catswithbenefits:

ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

not until nOW AND IM TRIPPIN BALLS

9 hours ago on August 29th | J | 424,288 notes

laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

11 hours ago on August 28th | J | 536,781 notes
11 hours ago on August 28th | J | 2,263 notes

I’m here lovely people, though, I’m sure no one really missed me…

11 hours ago on August 28th | J | 4 notes
Tagged as: #whoops 
craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

12 hours ago on August 28th | J | 98,632 notes
12 hours ago on August 28th | J | 42,459 notes